Randell's Comedy Island

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to thank everyone for coming by The Telephone Bar on Thursday. It was fun despite things getting out of control. My old comedy partner from collage came by and as usual, he was drunk. Prick. On top of that, my ex's husband interupted the show by talking on his cell phone. He cut a check and tried to make nice, but I still think he's a twat. Cary and Father Wilcox did a great job hosting and special thanks to Peter and Cass for the donation of the space. Go Mets!

K

PS
Here's proof my old comedy partner's a chump...

I can't post much today, I'm getting worse. I feel like a sack of potatos. I should have an exciting announcment tomorrow, if I wake up...

Lots of great movies out right now. Phat Girlz, Larry the Cable guy etc...yeah, right. Still haven't seen V of Vagina...I mean, Vendetta. I wish it would just come straight to umd or psp or I could just netflix it. Come on Americans of Hollywood! Get that going. Got to run, meeting a friend for that 5:95 deal at Arbys later.

K

I fell asleep with my ipod earbugs in. My ears are really sore now. I have to go in for some tests tomorrow. Doesn't look good, but I'm a big boy. I love comedy and stuff but I'd gladly trade my comedy chops in for a day without the pain and just genral suckyness. I'm really in a bad place. Hey, at least I'm not that guy from fall out boy that had pics of his wanger posted on the internet.

K

My blackberry fell on the subway track last night. Ah, life...

Don't Panic
by Coldplay

Oh, we're sinking like stones
All the we fall for
All those places we've grown
All of us are done for

We live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world,
Oh, we're sinking like stones
All the we fall for
Homes, places we've grown
All of us are done for

We live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world.

Oh, all that I know,
There's nothing here to run from,
And there, everybody here's got somebody to lean on.

Just got up. I had a dream about eating a huge papa johns cheese pizza in one sitting. I love pizza, don't you? I'll probably go over to best buy to get King Kong on DVD later, right now I'm busy texting an ex. Drama!

K

Is it Monday already...man, were does the time go? Saturday was full of surprises. I fell in the kitchen and couldn't move for about an hour so I just layed there and thought about life and the new Big Buckin' Chicken sandwich. Go try one of those. Sat Nite I went to Justin Purnell's Birthday Bash at UCB. What a blow out, tons of margaritas. Too bad I can't mix booze with my medication. Made out with a pretty blonde improv chick. Yeah, you now what I'm talking about. Yes and! Thanks whoever you were. Sunday was dvd day. I downloaded a bunch of Lost episodes off limewire and checked them out for clues. Tv is sweet right now! Well, expect a surprise soon. Can't say much more about it. Laters.

K